Thursday, May 29, 2008

Husband for Sale


Husband for Sale


This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to purchase one 40 year old husband. Those is the process of selling homes should proceed to the next husband as this one is not useful for resale purposes. Example-Husband leaves home in what could reasonably classify as disaster, does not flush toilet. DOES NOT FLUSH TOILET! Realtor calls, husband ignores voicemail. Realtor comes to home, sees unflushed toilet, evidence of baby hurricane.


Husband has several redeeming characteristics for those with secure residences.

Seller is open to offers (baby not included)

5 Comments:

Blogger Kristi said...

ha,ha,ha,ha!! Oh NO!!!!!
Maybe he should have a hotel room until the house sells!!

May 30, 2008 at 6:43 AM  
Anonymous Amy said...

What is with guys and not flushing the toilets? I had the same issue when we were selling our condo....selling your house sucks. I hope it goes quickly for you!

May 30, 2008 at 8:44 AM  
Blogger KiS said...

This whole house selling thing sucks ass. 10 viewings, no offers, repeated cleaning. uggggg.

June 1, 2008 at 5:01 PM  
Blogger hollystar said...

aw. you dont really want to get rid of him. look at the cute baby he helped you with. he cant be all that bad.

i hate hearing about the views minus the offers. it only takes one though. hopefully that one shows up ASAP!!!

June 3, 2008 at 2:39 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Eh, men.

June 3, 2008 at 9:50 PM  

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