The oven is dead
The oven is dead....Tyler killed it.
It's actually been dead for 2 months and after many promises to fix it, he finally shorted it (yes, like electricity sparking and smoking) and now it's truely dead. The poor oven only lived for about 7 years. It was not abused. In fact, for about 5 of those years it was neglected, dusty, left to it's own devices. Since the arrival of his highness- it has amazed tastbuds everywhere with it's even heat distribution and frequent culinary forays. Now it lies alone, waiting for an oven man to come and take it to the oven grave yard, while a new shinnier, better functioning oven comes to replace it-to take over, with even better heat distribution. Bye oven, thanks for the years of hard work.
It's actually been dead for 2 months and after many promises to fix it, he finally shorted it (yes, like electricity sparking and smoking) and now it's truely dead. The poor oven only lived for about 7 years. It was not abused. In fact, for about 5 of those years it was neglected, dusty, left to it's own devices. Since the arrival of his highness- it has amazed tastbuds everywhere with it's even heat distribution and frequent culinary forays. Now it lies alone, waiting for an oven man to come and take it to the oven grave yard, while a new shinnier, better functioning oven comes to replace it-to take over, with even better heat distribution. Bye oven, thanks for the years of hard work.
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Poor, poor oven. May it rest in peace.
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