Mind your P's and Q's in my house!
I birthed a parrot.
He says EVERYTHING we say. Things like: "sucks! crap!" and my favourite "get it!!!" followed by "now!". He's just full of manners too. RIGHT.
We work on the please and thank you, and prompting results in "please" but he doesn't voluntarily offer politness.
The other night Tyler was drilling some holes when he attempted to drill a hole in his own finger. I was on the phone, sitting with Cade at the kitchen table while he coloured, and seemed to have missed the repeated "f*^ks" coming out of Tyler's mouth. All I heard was Cade say "mommy...f*^k, f*^k , f*^k!". OH MY GOD. Luckily it was my brother on the phone, who apparently thought that Cade's newest expletive was GREAT. Shut up Josh. Anyway, Tyler would totally have gotten away with it-if he hadn't given himself up. Nice job Tyler.
He says EVERYTHING we say. Things like: "sucks! crap!" and my favourite "get it!!!" followed by "now!". He's just full of manners too. RIGHT.
We work on the please and thank you, and prompting results in "please" but he doesn't voluntarily offer politness.
The other night Tyler was drilling some holes when he attempted to drill a hole in his own finger. I was on the phone, sitting with Cade at the kitchen table while he coloured, and seemed to have missed the repeated "f*^ks" coming out of Tyler's mouth. All I heard was Cade say "mommy...f*^k, f*^k , f*^k!". OH MY GOD. Luckily it was my brother on the phone, who apparently thought that Cade's newest expletive was GREAT. Shut up Josh. Anyway, Tyler would totally have gotten away with it-if he hadn't given himself up. Nice job Tyler.
2 Comments:
Oh my GOD! As horrifying as that is to a mother, It's probably pretty funny otherwise!! :)
lmao..its only funny because i am not a momma haha :) im sure it was sooort of cute right? just a bit maybe :P hehe..ok right *shifty eyes* no humor *giggles* (ps this is lynns son incase your like.. who the ..)
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