All that and I nearly forgot...

Cade gave me his illness, I puked in the toilet at work this afternoon. In the dirty, public washroom. I refused to crouch, so I stood up and puked in the vertical.

Then I went shopping, for my friends' wedding dress. You see, I take my matron of honour duties seriously, and I refused to bail. I took some Gravol, toughed it out, and now I'm home-celebrating the end of an ugly era in politics.