Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Stinky

Here I am, at work. Bored as shit, I'm done my stuff for the day and have a meeting in a few minutes but before I go, I thought you should know....

Last night, 10 minutes before bath time-diaper removed, due to rash, air exposure=rash resolution. Baby in kitchen. Baby squats. Baby POOPS on white kitchen floor. Mommy feeling ill, cleans POOP.

3 minutes later. Mommy fetches baby to take to bath. Baby pees on mommy. Baby laughs. Mommy looks at pee, only a dribble, gets on with her day.

30 minutes later, baby in bed. Mommy smells like pee.

5 Comments:

Blogger Kristi said...

blech....it's a good thing they are so damn cute hey?

April 10, 2008 at 1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL LOL LOLseems to me I remember something about the same from a certain little baby girl :-)
Dad

April 10, 2008 at 8:04 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Ha ha. Isn't motherhood glamorous?

April 10, 2008 at 9:36 PM  
Blogger hollystar said...

first of all, i LOVE that your dad totally just LOLed at you.

second, new template. bright. fun.

thrid, today the boogerbear decided to puke ALL OVER his car seat. cheese puke. we're about a thousand miles out of our element and my arsenal of cleaning supplies. i tried my best to clean his car seat thanks to our friends' laundry room and lemon scented clorox wipes, but the effing foam on the seat (under the cover) got some puke residue on it that i just cant seem to get out and smells like curdled milk. i'm going to have to scrap that crap off when i get back home and cut a new piece to attach. what an exciting craft project. i'll post photos of the fixup.

April 11, 2008 at 1:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahhahahahaahahaaaaaa.. thats the King baby.. he must hate your floors and told you in a not so nice way.. LOL....
time to renovate ;)


Zoo

April 11, 2008 at 1:59 PM  

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