Wanna give me a smooch?

Cause if you do I'll be happy to return the favour with an infection. Yes a stinkin' infection! WTF is wrong with me? I'm going on three weeks of sickness! So I went to the doctor, some medicentre quack (my GP wasn't available) and I have some nasty little infection that has spread to my vocal cords and nodules. Apparently I am not vibrating enough. Yep, that's what the quack said. So now I have penicillin for 10 days and a decongestant. I am to avoid speaking too much, to prevent damage to my nodules. Now thats a SCARY thought, especially since I'm not really sure what said nodules do. So wish my nodules luck in their recovery.